Hey Guys,
It is almost the holidays, only 8 more days until then. I'm soooo excited. I am going to have a sleepover with my BFF Steph during the holidays. We are going to have such an awesome time watching movies and eating yummy food. Hopefully I will be able to put up some of the recipes up here so that you guys will be able to try them out too. But unfortunately we will be having a science test tomorrow and a math test Tuesday next week. Nothing much really happened in the time I didn't update. I pretty much just went to school, studied for my tests, ate, slept, drank, and played video games. The most interesting conversation that happened to me this week was when me and Shelby were playing 20 questions. The funniest things that happened were when me, Steph, and a year 10 were reading stuff on Tumbler, we almost wet ourselves. Also my mum's lecturer (she studies nursing) was telling  them about this dude put a nut (you know the kind that you use to hold screws in place) on his piece of junk. He ended up in the emergency ward in the hospital, and while the two nurses and two doctors, and the bystander (my mum's lecturer) were debating how to get the nut off the guy's dick. The dude (he was Indian, so it will sound way cooler if you say read this in an Indian accent) said "(In an Indian accent) It has never got stuck so I couldn't get it off before." Everyone that was there was like " You've done this before???????" Then the dude said " All you have to do is get rid of the swelling then you will be able to get the nut off" The doctors, nurses, and bystander were like "The swelling is too much and we can't get the blood to flow properly there, so that won't work." So after some time they called up another area in the hospital and asked for some advice on how to get the nut off. The person there suggested using something they would have used to help get rings off patients that had swelling in their hands. They tried this method but unfortunately it didn't work. But then again you have to remember that a nut is like 2 cm thick (or something like that, but you get my flow right?). Then they ended up calling up some people from the fire department (five guys dressed up in ALL their gear, everything). The firemen were like "I thought I'd seen it all guess not." So here are 2 nurses, 2 doctors, 1 bystander, and 5 firemen all brainstorming together trying to figure out how to get this nut off the guy's penis. Eventually they called another person up and this smart guy suggested using a metal grinder. because they didn't want this guy to feel too much pain from that they gave him some medication so that he would fall asleep and hopefully wouldn't remember anything (it might give him some trauma or something like that). But because when you grind metal the metal gets hot and it starts to spark, so they had to wrap his junk in wet gauze, and properly protect that area so that his thing wouldn't get too damaged after they had removed the nut. So here they are grinding away at the nut, and guess what, it took them 5 hours, and a few things that they use to grind metal with to get through the whole nut, ad that was only one side of it. After they had got the nut off the guys penis because one of the head nurses in charge wanted to give him a fine because he had wasted so many people's time and resources just because he decided to do something so stupid. But in the end she couldn't do that because he was in the emergency ward.
So yeah this was the most exciting thing I have heard this week.
Until next week (hopefully I have been a bit slack),
Jemma xxxooo